Posts Tagged ‘Words from Blues’

Would smell as sweet

July 6, 2010

I’m not sure what I could say that could properly preface Blizzard’s latest announcement, so I’ll just let their words speak for themselves:

The first and most significant change is that in the near future, anyone posting or replying to a post on official Blizzard forums will be doing so using their Real ID — that is, their real-life first and last name — with the option to also display the name of their primary in-game character alongside it. These changes will go into effect on all StarCraft II forums with the launch of the new community site prior to the July 27 release of the game, with the World of Warcraft site and forums following suit near the launch of Cataclysm.


I read this and my jaw dropped. I passed on the link to others, read comments, reread the post, saw the Blue amendment (old posts will be unaffected), went to lunch and came back. And now that I’m back from lunch, I think I’ve managed to sift through my thoughts and find the relevant bits, beginning with this:

What the FUCK are you thinking, Blizzard?

Yes, I just dropped the f-bomb. Because something like this deserves it.  I was fine – and continue to be fine – with the Real ID friendlist because I can choose who knows who I am. Not that I exactly go to great lengths to conceal my identity, but I don’t need some random pug tank calling me by my first name.

A person’s name is their identity. Yes, that sounds obvious but let me elaborate: you’re walking down the street and you hear someone say your first name. Immediately you pause – that name is your personal identifier, after all – and turn towards the voice, only to see someone else approaching the person like old buddies. It may be that person’s name as well, but to the both of you it is something personal.

I’ll admit to only half-listening to my husband at times, but if he says my name he has my full and undivided attention. It triggers something primal, a mental flag that I need to get serious, because whatever is happening warrants the use of my specific identifier. My name is personal, and if I don’t want someone to use it I can tell them to their face.

Blizzard doesn’t have a face. It’s a company that I’ve believed for a long time only wanted the best for its customers. So instead I will say this publicly: Blizzard, I want you to use my name to bill me. I do NOT want you to use my name to tell the entire World Wide Web that I play a tauren hunter, or that my undead mage yells gibberish in battlegrounds, or that my night elf druid has been sitting unplayed for over a year.

Blizzard, it’s not fair that I trusted you with my name, my moniker, only to have you tell me that I have to share it with the entire world to be a part of your forums. And now, I value my privacy too highly to post on your forums ever again.

I understand you want to reduce the amount of trolling on your forums. I don’t have an easy solution for you. But I will tell you that doing this will not only pare out just a few trolls (because the worst ones have no moral difficulty with lying to you in the first place), but additionally serve to alienate the most competent and intelligent section of your fan base. They are the ones who understand the value of their name, and they will shun you.

Don’t do this, Blizzard, I implore you. It will only serve to tarnish your company’s reputation. Or does your name mean as little to you as mine?

Edit 7/7/10: My post on the official thread, response number 19761.


If your finger hurts that much, see a doctor.

May 30, 2008

Since Blizzard’s most recent banhammer came walloping down on the not-so-pristine players in-game, questions about the legality of everything from looting to botting your sister’s account have popped up. But one question that continues to be asked and constantly misunderstood is the question of the famous (dun-dun-dunnn!) G15 keyboard.

Now, I don’t have one of these keyboards. My keyboard is the run-of-the-mill Dell kind that has letters and numbers and the standard function keys. But G15 keyboards – and a few other brands that are out on the market – are made for gamers. Not only do they have extra keys, but extra keys that work like macros. Those macros, however, is where the shady area begins.

I’m sorry to say that the area isn’t nearly as shady as people seem to think it is. There’s a rather simple method to determining whether or not what you’re doing on your very nifty keyboard is within Blizzard’s regulations or not. Just ask yourself: Are these macros possible in-game?

The game is designed to allow us to use multiple commands at once, requiring us to abide by each command’s cooldown. This is all well and good, and can lead to some interesting macros (my beloved Bestial Wrath macro being one of them). However, these fancy macro-enabled keyboards usually come with software that can do more than what Blizzard’s interface allows, and that’s what will get your account actioned.

For example! I have a standard 3:2 shot macro on Tchann, and I’m running Quartz so I can see my auto shot timer. I hit the macro once, and it starts Auto Shot (no cooldown), Steady Shot (global cooldown), and Kill Command (no cooldown). There’s also a script line or two in there to pretty it up, but in the end, I have to wait for the Steady Shot cooldown to end before I can cast it again, at which point I click the button.

But these keyboards (and certain other programs that can manipulate the keypresses) allow the insertion of a wait time in a macro before recasting the macro or ability. If Blizzard allowed this in their coding, then there wouldn’t be a problem, but they coded it out a long time ago. Instead, these programs are running outside of Blizzard, and automating a very small part of gameplay: waiting.

Automation is still automation, and automation is bad.

We’re paying to play the game, folks, and while I can understand the allure of just being able to hold one button down and walk away from the computer, it’s fairly easy to see that it should not be that way. One can claim carpal tunnel and sore fingers all they want in order to try to excuse themselves from using these programs, but let’s face it: if you can’t type or use a mouse for extended periods of time without pain, then gaming is not for you. In fact, go see a doctor: that stuff can get serious.

So, in the end, the keyboard is fine to use. And so are the macro keys! You just have to be aware of what you’re actually doing with those macros. And lastly, for those of you who may doubt me:

G15 Keyboard Legality

Aside from that, as long as you use those macro keys as ‘extra space’, without using them to perform functions that the default macro system could not, then you *should* be okay.

Those macro keys are pretty useful (I use a G15 myself, though that’s a personal statement, not a Blizzard endorsement). On the other hand, they can be dangerous too.
Do not use them to automate game play in any fashion.
Do not use them so that a single macro press results in multiple actions.
Do not use them to insert time delays between hardware functions. For example, making a macro that causes your character cast a spell, delay one second, then cast another spell would be unacceptable.

Honestly, if in doubt? Don’t do it.

Malkorix, Customer Service Forum

Flash Vulnerability

May 28, 2008

Straight from the turtle’s mouth:

A recent vulnerability has been discovered in popular web-content delivery program Adobe Flash, and it could potentially be used to target World of Warcraft players and accounts. The newest available version of Adobe Flash, version, does not contain this vulnerability, and we recommend that everyone upgrade their Flash player as soon as possible by visiting the download page at the link below.


In addition, to avoid exploitation of this vulnerability, we have temporarily disabled the ability to post hyperlinks in our forums. Any links will need to be copied and pasted into a browser. We’ll continue to evaluate any potential security threats and take any steps necessary to ensure a safe and fun environment.

For more information on this issue, you can read the announcements from the Adobe security team concerning the threat at the links below.


Auryk, Customer Service Forums

Well, this explains a lot. There have been a slew of hacking reports coming across the forums as of late, and I was beginning to get concerned that either

a) the average intellect of the common WoW-player was dropping by an impressive amount; or
b) something nasty had happened.

Turned out it was option b. The moment I heard this I hustled over to the Adobe page and checked my version – up to date and theoretically safe, thank goodness. Nonetheless, a password change can’t hurt. I’ve been leery of my password since I learned that the letter case is ignored.

Props to Blizzard for putting out a warning, and props to Adobe for fixing the problem. Fail to all the scum of the earth out there who exploited this at the players’ expense. 😦